I received this email the other day and just had to share it with you all.
The
husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be
the Man of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen
and announced, 'From now on,
you need to know that I am the
man of this house and my word is law. You
will prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
my meal,
you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you
are
going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of
sex that I want.
Afterwards,
you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will
wash
my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will
massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess
who's
going to dress me and comb my hair?
The
wife replied, 'The “F@#*&” funeral director would be my
first
guess.'
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This is so funny!! The man of the house at my house is the cook. He's a lot better than I am, and he likes to cook. He started about 6 years ago when he sold his business. So, he cooks, I clean and sew.
Isn't this the funniest joke you have ever seen!!! Thank you so much for the lovely award :) I love it!!! Your wonderful to choose me!! Big squeal!!!!!
M
Enjoyed the joke very much
Just like a man
Thinks he is in charge. when we put the idea to him first then leave it and he then thinks it is his idea.
keeps a happy life and we get our own way which is best.
Where are you? Did you get that bad storm that I saw on the news?
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